Monday, March 30, 2009

More sex please, I'm the Home Secretary's hubby...


Home Secretary Jacqui Smith is facing severe embarrassment after "mistakenly" claiming second home expenses for two adult films watched by her husband.

The Sunday Express reported that the two films, which cost £5 each, were viewed on 6th and 8th April 2008 at Ms Smith's constituency home in Redditch, Worcestershire. Ms Smith claimed for these movies - watched by husband Richard Timney (who also doubles as her paid parliamentary aide), under her second homes allowance. She has apologised, adding that "in claiming for my internet connection, I mistakenly claimed for a television package alongside it". She has promised to pay the amount back in full.
Smith's husband sorry over films

Prime Minister Gordon Brown has offered his support for the Home Secretary, stating that this was a "personal matter", which ought not to "detract" from her "great" work.
Brown backs Smith in expenses row

Well I have to salute Richard Timney - parliamentary aide to his missus on a £40k a year salary, and adult movies paid by the taxpayer...definitely a cushy job in these recession-hit times.
Except that as a taxpayer, I have better things to do with my hard-earned money than pay for someone else's titillation (I'd rather spend it on MY own titillation, thank you very much).
What Jacqui Smith's husband chooses to do in the privacy of his own home is his own affair. However, the Home Secretary & Prime Minister should remember that his private pleasure has been paid for out of the public purse.

The Prime Minister should also remember that it was the perception of sleaze that led to the downfall of John Major's Tory government in 1997....

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Birthday ladies...


I'm back folks, hale and hearty, fit as a fiddle!
So, what did I miss? Let's see...

The world's most popular doll, Barbie turned 50 years old on March 9th.
Fifty years of Barbie

Adult industry icon Nina Hartley also celebrated her half century on March 11th.

Happy belated birthday to you both, ladies....

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Dive! Dive! Dive!

I may be on my sickbed, but I'd still like to briefly congratulate Arsenal for their recent good fortune - I only hope it lasts...

PS: I think Morten Gamst Pedersen should get an award for the worst dive of the season....
I wasn't trying to con a penalty, insists Highbury 'diver' Pedersen

Back again...


...we'll not exactly...

Been unwell recently, so I'm taking things easy. See you soon...
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Saturday, March 07, 2009

"The Satanic Verses" 20 years on...


Currently watching "The Satanic Verses Affair" on BBC2. It is over 20 years since the fatwā (religious edict) requiring the execution of Sir Salman Rushdie over his book The Satanic Verses, was announced by Ayatollah Khomeini, then ruler of Iran.
If it wasn't for this programme I'd have forgotten that it was the 20th anniversary of the publication of The Satanic Verses and the fatwā on its author. I suppose everyone now wishes the book had never been published in the first place and hoped the whole issue would quietly fade away.
Except that The Satanic Verses won't fade away. It exposed a cultural schism which is still here today - one only has to look at the controversy surrounding the Danish Cartoons and recently, Fitna.
Anniversary of Rushdie book fatwa
Satanic Verses' polarising untruths

Friday, March 06, 2009

Musical interlude...

Art of Noise - Beat Box (Diversion One)

This classic by the Art of Noise takes me back...

Monday, March 02, 2009

Staring into the abyss (continued)...


Insurance giant American International Group (AIG) has reported a loss of $61.7bn (£43bn) in the final three months of 2008 - the largest quarterly loss in corporate history.

The firm will receive an extra $30bn from the US government as part of a revamped rescue package. AIG has already received $150bn in financial support - the biggest bail-out by far of any US company.

The news of AIG's historic loss comes as HSBC, Europe's biggest bank, seeks to raise £12.5bn ($17.7bn) to strengthen its finances. The bank's pre-tax profits for 2008 were $9.3bn (£6.5bn), down 62% on the previous year after it wrote down the value of US assets by more than $10bn.

Stock markets worldwide slid sharply as AIG's plight underscored fears about the health of the global financial system, with the Dow Jones index falling below 7,000 points for the first time since 1997 and the UK's FTSE 100 briefly hitting a six-year low.
Stocks plunge on financial fears

US BAIL-OUTS RECEIVED:

  • AIG - $180bn
  • Bank of America - $45bn
  • Citigroup - $50bn
  • JP Morgan Chase - $25bn
  • Wells Fargo - $25bn
  • Goldman Sachs - $10bn
  • Morgan Stanley - $10bn
  • State Street - $3bn
  • Bank of New York Mellon - $3bn


According to the Federal Reserve and the Treasury, AIG posed a "systemic risk" to the global financial system. AIG has 30 million US policy holders and besides sponsoring Manchester United, it plays a vital role in insuring risk for financial institutions around the world. Quite simply, it's too big a company for the American government to let it fail.